A poor hardworking college student just stopped by my house, trying to “not sell” me kids books. I told him I wasn’t buying anything; he was not dissuaded. I enumerated everything I’d accomplished since getting home from work 2 hours before, and everything yet to be done before I went to be. He acknowledged my statement and then proceeded to attempt to engage me in small talk (those of you who know me, know this was a losing battle on his part) and pulled out the book he was trying to “not sell” me. I said, “I’m not buying anything.” He said “I’m not selling anything.” I said, “Good, we’re done. Good luck with the next people.” and went back into the house.